Having recently read Ian Frazier's collection Lamentations of the Father, I was primed to enjoy this new humor piece, entitled "Fanshawe." It's pretty funny, though it'd be hard to match the hilarity of "Lamentations."
This [blog] is my Savings Bank. I grow richer because I have somewhere to deposit my earnings; and fractions are worth more to me because corresponding fractions are waiting here that shall be made integers by their addition. —Emerson, Journal (1834)
You must collect things for reasons you don't yet understand.